Thanks to the team from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, your trips to the beach will never be the same.

The aptly named Dick Towel is a new spin on an old classic, taking novelty trompe l’oeil clothing to its logical next step. The towel depicts both humble and grandiose cartoon wangs for maximum comedic effect. Scandalizing families at the beach has never been easier!

Order your (NSFW) Dick Towel – or at least watch the hilarious clip – now!