The most over-exposed, over-hyped game of the year is finally here. Rise to the occasion with a stadium style snack table for the ages.
What you’ll need:
1) 110,000 calories of artery jamming delights.
2) A paramedic on call to restart your heart once it stops.
3) A little elbow grease to put it all together.
Colts? Saints? Who cares!
You’ve finally got even odds winning bets against your football-obsessed friends: the smart money is on Kim Kardashian appearances. The colour of the gatorade, the likelihood Pete Townsend will smash his guitar, the predictability of commentator prattle, just bet on anything but the game itself.
Not everyone is ecstatic about the Super Bowl; some guys just don’t see the appeal of a bunch of grown men repeatedly crashing into each other for a ball. But it’s not a lost cause. There’s still a lot to get excited about. If the Super Bowl is not your thing, the mascots, costumes and fans gone wild might just be enough to get you through.
Maybe you’re not the biggest football fan you know. You may not even know who’s playing. That’s okay, there’s still time to brush up on enough last minute background to fake your way through a Super Bowl party with no one the wiser. Here’s a heads up: Saints are gold, Colts are blue. Now hit the books!
There’s only so much Super Bowl fever you can endure before you need to see a doctor. Anne Hathaway’s new cover shoot for GQ is the sweet relief you need.
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