?> Graham Runciman
February 1, 2010
You probably think that you’re pretty tough, that you can take any pain life throws at you, that you can withstand any torment through the force of sheer will alone. Well, listen up maggots: until you’re ready to crawl through shards of ice, swim through an ocean of mud, leap through flames, wriggle under barbed fire, and scale an electrified fence, you’re nothing.
More than 5,000 hard-as-nails competitors recently proved to the world they weren’t girly men at England’s Tough Guy competition. We expect to see you there next year. From the stands.
