YFive for May 18, 2012

1

$200 Billion And Counting

While Mark Zuckerberg’s estimated $20 billion (and growing) net worth following Facebook’s IPO is staggering, he did create Facebook.

But it’s not just Zuck who’s cashing in. All the Winklevoss did was sue (hey, “if you created Facebook, you would have created Facebook”) and they’re raking in nearly $250 million, proving that with enough lawyers, you truly can have anything.

Follow the real-time value of Facebook shares at CNBC.

2

Blue Jays Heaven and Helmet

While Jays fans are cope with the reality of Brett Lawrie’s four-game suspension, GTA-area energy drink vendors are already reeling.

Follow @HelmetTosser13 on Twitter.


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3

Mayor McFreakout

These scholars vandalized a McDonalds restaurant because they didn’t get enough onions on their cheeseburgers. With jail time likely, all they have to worry about now is unwanted pickles in their buns.

4

Doggie Style

It was either an unlimited data plan or hire a walker.


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5

Micro-Piglet Hugs Strawberry

We know what you’re thinking, and we’re thinking the same thing. God, that piglet looks tasty.


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